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King Kong Review

Please, if you haven't seen the movie don't read my King Kong review. This review contains spoilers because it talks about specific special effects.

King Kong is seems like an unnecessarily long film, and that's not a good thing. It's an action film and yet there's all of this time spent on story that could have been tightened up. There are also unnecessarily long shots of locations/scenes that could have been shortened.

All three Lord of the Rings movies were long but they didn't feel long until the last half hour (at which point, all three dragged on). At King Kong, I was getting restless an hour into the film when they hadn't even left New York yet!. We all know what happens at the end of King Kong, so delaying the final payoff scene just seems silly to me.

My other main issue with King Kong were the special effects but before I get into that I'll tell you the ones I liked: King Kong himself was flawless. His hair, his movements, his behaviour was all very believable. The fights with other CG characters like the dinosaurs looked really good but were too long with too little payoff at the end of them.

Problem areas included the full shots of Kong where he's holding Ann Darrow and she's moving in his hand. The mix between CG and Darrow just didn't look good, they could have (and should have) done much much better. Another unrealistic part was the men running with the dinosaurs when the "camera" faces them. Again, the mix between the dinosaurs legs and the real men just didn't look realistic, and it took away from the film.

I lost some patience with King Kong early on and didn't get it back until Kong escaped at the end of the movie, which was really cool and pretty much the only part of the movie that didn't feel slow pace-wise. Overall, a it was a decent movie but it's a heck of a long time to wait for an action payoff.

The last thing I didn't like was Ann Darrow standing on the top of the Empire State Building with Kong and a slow breeze wisping through her hair. I don't care if it's morning and there's no wind on the ground, it's going to be damn windy at the top of the Empire State Building. So windy you can't just stand on it with high heels on. As cool as those scenes were, that point just bothered me.

Posted at January 05, 2006 at 09:11 PM EST
Last updated January 05, 2006 at 09:11 PM EST
Comments

hehe...you basically summed up what I thought of it but with precise points.

"Another unrealistic part was the men running with the dinosaurs when the "camera" faces them."

That scene was awful. There's no way they could dodge a running stampede of brontosaureses (sp?).

» Posted by: roy at January 6, 2006 01:23 AM

I wasn't as bothered by the impossibility of it as I was by the fact that it just didn't look right.

» Posted by: Ryan at January 6, 2006 09:11 AM

I found the bug scenes really good. I don't particularly like bugs and during the scenes with the big centepede in crawling to Anne Darrow and the other scenes with the bugs eating the people, that go me itches all over.

» Posted by: Arik at January 6, 2006 10:03 AM

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I did read you blog. I don't mind spoilers, although I don't think you really spoiled the movie that much. I still want to see it, although I think it's a rental. I don't generally like watching movies that long in theatres. Also, the assumption that everyone knows what happens at the end is a little far fetched. You wouldn't believe the number of people who've never seen star wars, let alone a movie as old as the original king kong.

» Posted by: Kibbee at January 6, 2006 10:56 AM

Arik: I agree, the bug scenes were well done, even the scenes where the bugs were on their backs and faces.

Kibbee: you don't have to see the original movie to know the King Kong "mythology", that he falls off the Empire State Building and dies.

» Posted by: Ryan at January 6, 2006 11:18 AM

I've met a fair amount of people who don't know how planet of the apes ends. I'm guessing there are just as many people who don't know how King Kong ends either. I guess the other problem is, how are you supposed to write a spoiler to a movie that "everyone" (many people) already knows the ending to? I don't think people should go to see King Kong to find out what happens at the end. Just like nobody watches Romeo and Julliet to find out what happens at the end. It's a good story, and sometimes it's nice to see a remake of something, even if you already know the entire story. King Kong was much in need of a remake, as the older version was black and white, and had very bad special effects in a movie that would benefit greatly from good special effects.

» Posted by: Kibbee at January 9, 2006 09:03 AM

I agree, it was a good time to make a King Kong remake. I just expected more from Peter Jackson.

» Posted by: Ryan at January 9, 2006 09:07 AM
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